Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Great tit

"Did you know you're a Great Tit?" I asked the little bird.

"How rude!" said the bird.

"It says so in Wikipedia," I said.

"I don't care," said the little bird. "That's no reason to be so insulting."

"Also, it says that you like to say Teacher, teacher!" I said. "Is that why you're hanging around here?"

But I was too late. The bird had flown.

2 comments:

Keera Ann Fox said...

We have those, too, but oddly, in Norway they don't say, "Teacher, teacher!" Instead they say something like "Tea, too! Tea, too!"

Loses something in the translation, doesn't it.

Hebron said...

How Odd.
Down here, it sounds like they're saying "Bog off, big ears!"

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But maybe thats just me.