Great tit

"Did you know you're a Great Tit?" I asked the little bird.

"How rude!" said the bird.

"It says so in Wikipedia," I said.

"I don't care," said the little bird. "That's no reason to be so insulting."

"Also, it says that you like to say Teacher, teacher!" I said. "Is that why you're hanging around here?"

But I was too late. The bird had flown.