"Why?" I asked. "Can you catch more fish in summer?"
"Never mind the fish," said the heron. "It's the fireworks festivals. I LOVE fireworks festivals."
"Really? Fireworks festivals?" I said. "Aren't they scary?"
"Scary?" said the heron. "Don't be ridiculous! Fireworks festivals were invented because of me! I was the inspiration! They're all about me!"
"They are not!" I said.
"They are so!" said the heron. "Watch!"
I watched.
"See?"
I gasped.
"Well, for goodness' sakes," I said. "Nobody tells me anything!"
"I noticed," said the heron.
"That must be why you're so ignorant."
2 comments:
I can see where you go that inspiration! He does indeed look like a fireworks display!
That heron sure is incredible, but he needs a birdy spank for being so rude!
Great, as always.
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