"Why are you so green?" I asked the turtle.
"You ... know, " said the turtle, slowly, and stopped.
I waited for a few minutes, but the turtle did not continue.
"I know what?" I asked.
"That ... old ... saying," said the turtle.
"Old saying?" I asked. "What old saying?"
"A ... rolling," said the turtle, and stopped again.
"A rolling?" I said.
"Stone," added the turtle.
"Oh, I know!" I said. "A rolling stone gathers no moss!"
"That's ... " said the turtle, and hesitated.
"That's what?" I asked.
"Right," said the turtle.
There was a long silence as we both thought about it.
"And so?" I asked, finally.
The turtle sighed once or twice. Then it said.
"I ... am," and paused for a long time, staring at the sky.
"You are what?" I asked, impatiently.
"Not," said the turtle, decidedly.
I waited for a few minutes, but the turtle did not continue.
"Not WHAT?" I demanded.
" A ... rolling," said the turtle.
"A ROLLING STONE!" I shouted.
"Exactly," said the turtle.
We were silent for a while.
I frowned.
"What was my question again?" I asked.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
The question
Posted by Badaunt at 10:23 pm 2 comments
2 comments:
I thought of you this afternoon when we found a duck taking a refreshing dip in our backyard pool. Wile I was posting a photo of him, I wished I could come up with some imaginary repartee - like you do.
Love the turtle!
Brilliant. You have a gift for making these things real. When's the book coming out?
Post a Comment