Bird story

So there was this bird, see, and it was walking along minding its own business in the river.



And as it was walking along it spotted another bird.



"Wow!" it said. "Look at that bird! It's gorgeous! Almost as beautiful as me!"



"Hey, you," it said. "Give me a kiss."



Another bird was watching this.



"What nonsense!" it huffed. "Young people nowadays, always admiring themselves. Tsk tsk! I'm FAR too mature to do anything like that."



"Besides, my feet would get cold."