I was marking homework the other day, and one of my students had written about his previous English teacher:
He has tall, blue eyes, and very cool.
Today I spent the entire day at university trying to finish off grading and so on, but I also had one final exam still to do. I finished the grades for all my other classes, but for that one class I will have to go in again, because the exam was at the end of the day and I didn't have time to mark the papers and finalize the grades before the office closed. That was annoying. I wanted today to be my last visit until April. I tried REALLY HARD to finish, but just couldn't make it.
In fact I may have tried too hard. When I came home The Man told me that I looked like a wax dummy of myself.
That was a freaky thought, but not nearly as freaky as tall blue eyes.