"Mum? What's the proper way to behave when you get head-butted by a carp?"
"You depart in a dignified manner, as quickly as possible."
"And you hope the carp doesn't follow because it's hard to be dignified with a carp's head up your bottom."
"I think we're safe now."
Hee hee! Fluffy bottoms!
3 comments:
I suddenly don't want to go swimming.
Not getting a carp head up your bottom is a good reason for wearing a bathing suit!!!
Duh nuh.
Duh nuh. Duhnuhduhnuh!
=Shark attack=
:D
Go geddim, fishie!
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