Me! Me! Me!

Wish I'd had something better than a phone camera with me...

Misleading sign

What this sign SHOULD say:

"Flushing will be carried out when you sit down. It will be carried out again when you are having a deeply thoughtful moment, possibly two or three times. It will NOT, however, be carried out as you leave, unless you are having a particularly lucky day, You may as well have that smoke."