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Did you know that Diocletian was the first Roman Emperor to retire? He was, and after retiring developed a passion for cabbage-growing.
Name: Dioclês (a.k.a. Diocletianus, a.k.a. Diocletian, a.k.a. Dominus et deus)
Born: A.D. 245
Employment History
- 284: Soldier
284 - 292: Emperor of the Roman Empire
292 - 305: Emperor of the Eastern Roman Empire: (Empire too damn big; delegated half to Maximian.)
305 - 312: Cabbage grower
Skills and experience
Semi-divinity, autocracy, repelling barbarian invasions, persecuting Christians, creating martyrs, ending civil war, splitting up empires, growing cabbages
