Duck Olympics (cont)

Yesterday the duck Olympics were continuing. It was time for the fishing competition.

The big bird caught a particularly tasty long-armed shrimp.



"FOWL!" shouted the judge. "YOU ARE NOT A DUCK!"



"Oh, yes I am!" said the big bird. "I'm an albino duck with extremely long legs and I WANT MY MEDAL!"



Then a duck caught something. "Look! I've caught something!" he said. "It's a ... it's a ... blech! What is it?"

"I don't know," said his partner. "But you're not kissing me again until you've washed your beak AND gargled."



Even the judge was speechless.



But not for long. "TRY HARDER!" he shouted.



But the ducks were demoralized by the experience, and gave up. Anyway, it was nap time.



The extremely long-legged albino duck accidentally ate the evidence of his catch, so dropped out as well. "Waste of time," he muttered. "Nobody listens to me anyway."



The competition was abandoned.